Smack That Ass Birthday Card
A funny mature birthday card encouraging the birthday person to smack that ass!
NOTE: WE ONLY SELL THE UNCENSORED VERSION OF THIS CARD (PIC #2).
All Seas and Peas cards are printed on 100% recycled 100 lb white cardstock and scored, folded, cut, and assembled in-house at our office in Seattle. "Everyday cards" (birthday, thank you, etc) are paired with a matching 100% recycled envelope while Valentine's Day and Christmas cards are paired with a 30% recycled festive red envelope. Our mini flat notecards are printed on 100% recycled 100 lb cardstock and are cut and packaged in-house.
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Orders are shipped within 1-2 business days via USPS First Class package service. We ship orders in rigid cardboard mailers and they include a tracking number. Shipping upgrades are available upon checking out.
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