Scary Joan "Mommie Dearest" Mother's Day Card

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The perfect Mother's Day card whether your mom has a great sense of humor or is a domineering, cruel, controlling battleaxe. Inspired by the 1980s classic "Mommie Dearest", this card features Joan Crawford (Faye Dunaway). Wish her a Happy Mother's Day with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns with this funny card.

$ 4.50 USD
Product Information

Orders include card and matching envelope only; decorative items in product photos are not included

All cards are blank on the inside

Greeting cards are professionally laser-printed and machine-scored, cut and folded.

We carefully package each card in-house. Each listing includes one card and envelope.

All cards are printed on quality 80 lb acid-free cover stock, which is 100% recycled and measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2 size).

Matching ivory envelopes are 70 lb acid-free and 100% recycled and measure 4 3/8 x 5 3/4 inches. Red holiday envelopes are 70 lb acid-free and 30% recycled.

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